Queenie, babe, if you're reading this then I fucked up somehow and I'm dead. Sorry, it looks like you'll be heading back to New York on your own. Would've liked to see that city you love so much, but them's the breaks.
[ The next part seems to have been added later, with a different pen. ]
Heya again, Queenie-chan. I'm sorry. You're a great woman. Probably too fucking good for me. Every night I've spent with you has felt like the best night of my life. Ever since you... [ There's some, uh, NSFW talk about the times they've had sex, I'm sorry. ] with your magic and I... [ Yeah, more VERY EXPLICIT DESCRIPTIONS HERE. ] I knew you and I were gonna go places. Maybe you never got to kick my ass the way I would've liked it, but I had a really damn good time with you, and I wouldn't trade that shit for anything else.
Take care of yourself and don't stop smiling on my account, got it? You might not see it all the time, but you're a fierce, strong woman and you'll get through this. I believe in you, doll.
Shit, Nari-chan, if I'm dead I owe ya a big fucking apology. You were like family to me, and I meant what I said about you being tough enough to become like a dragon. Far as I'm concerned, you're real fucking honorary member of the Kijin Clan. [ He scrawls that part out in kanji, showing off his fancy penmanship when he writes the name of his clan. ] I ain't never thought of caring for people outside of sex or fighting before, but you were so fucking hot and so fucking sweet that I fell for you. Pluton-- plastic? [ There's some scrawls here before he seems to find the right word. ] Platonically. (Though I wouldn't turn down a fuck if you were offering.)
Anyways, you're some of the best this place has and your parents don't know shit about you. You're better than them and better than whatever shit they had planned for you. Make your own life and don't let nobody control you, even if it means living a little wild. You can do it. You're strong and you've got all the brains to do whatever you feel like doing. Dragons don't let anything hold 'em back, so don't let my death make you too upset, girlie. I got over the death of my Uncle B, so I know you can do this.
Love ya, Nishitani
Oh, and if you get the chance, punch PAL for me, would you? That'd be fucking rad.
Well Tenmyouji-kun, it looks like I died. Hasn't happened yet but I bet it fucking sucks. I know I wasn't really around to keep an eye on you like Ardyn-san but I hope you'll still be able to laugh at some of my shitty jokes now that I'm dead.
[ He has attached. Several dirty jokes. Probably about everyone else still living. What a guy. ]
Take care of that arm and take care of Yuuri-chan, she seems like a pretty nice girl. If you're into that type, that's cool. (You have my blessing, now fucking sleep with her already!)
Church-chan, I dunno what the fuck you got going on with Ardyn-san, but if fucking 2,000 year-old demons is your kink, I won't shame you for it. I had a good fucking time with Queenie and I wanna thank you for that. I haven't gotten this much ass in a while and it's been fucking rad. I mean, when you.... [ Yep, the descriptive sex is back. He is just. Going on. And on. ]
Anyway, hope ya make it outta here alive, buddy. I know you're busy making eyes at His Assholeishness, but Queenie-chan is gonna need you a lot more than his dead ass now that I'm gone. Show her a good time while I'm out, cause if anything happens to her, it won't matter that I'm fucking dead. I'll know.
Clarith-chan, people are gonna take advantage of you if you forgive em so easily. I know that's not what you wanna hear from a dead man, but believe me, the world ain't so nice. Toughen up a little, girlie. It'd break my heart to know if someone was hurting you after everything you've been through. Not that it'll matter since I'll be dead, ha!
Yuuri-chan, I dunno what kind of shit you went through at home, but I'm glad you got to grow and get better here. Somebody fucking should. Now do me a favor and fuck Junpei before one of you dies, alright? If he needs condoms, I got a ton of em in my drawer. Just take that shit.
Heart-kun, you were so damn hot. My only regret is I never got to have sex with you. (Okay, maybe not my only regret, but probably my biggest one.) I know all your other friends died and your dad was a really huge asshole, but hopefully the friends you made here are enough to make you not go through with your Kamen Rider villain destiny or whatever. Really wish I'd caught up on that series now, kid. Ah well.
[ He consolidated and put these guys in the same note.... ]
Choromatsu-kun: Don't fucking pull a stunt like that again, you dumb kid. You've got people who care about you. Dumbass.
Arianna-chan: Bang Clarith-chan. Curse more. Keep up the good work.
Ardyn-san: I know you think the whole world revolves around you, so this might be a surprise to hear but: learn to fucking share. You can go ahead and fuck Chruch-chan but let him fuck Queenie too. That's all I'm asking. Oh, and if you get Tenmyouji-kun hurt somehow, I'm gonna fucking curse you from the grave so you better take fucking care of them. Prick.
Cece-chan, now that I'm gonna be dead, I've got a real special job for you. I didn't get to tell you this in person so I'm hoping you find this or someone takes it to you. It's important.
Take care of Nari-chan for me. If she winds up getting hurt because of my death, I am haunting your ass so hard you won't be able to take a shit without feeling a damn chill. Nari-chan's strong but she doesn't realize it a lot of the time, so she's gonna need all the support she can get. This is your fucking mission, girlie. If you fuck this up, you'll regret it.
Oh, and go easy on my body when you're dragging it off to your weirdo rose pods. I don't wanna wrinkle my suit too bad if I'm gonna be on display. Thanks, doll.
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QUEENIE
[ The next part seems to have been added later, with a different pen. ]
Heya again, Queenie-chan. I'm sorry. You're a great woman. Probably too fucking good for me. Every night I've spent with you has felt like the best night of my life. Ever since you... [ There's some, uh, NSFW talk about the times they've had sex, I'm sorry. ] with your magic and I... [ Yeah, more VERY EXPLICIT DESCRIPTIONS HERE. ] I knew you and I were gonna go places. Maybe you never got to kick my ass the way I would've liked it, but I had a really damn good time with you, and I wouldn't trade that shit for anything else.
Take care of yourself and don't stop smiling on my account, got it? You might not see it all the time, but you're a fierce, strong woman and you'll get through this. I believe in you, doll.
NARI
Anyways, you're some of the best this place has and your parents don't know shit about you. You're better than them and better than whatever shit they had planned for you. Make your own life and don't let nobody control you, even if it means living a little wild. You can do it. You're strong and you've got all the brains to do whatever you feel like doing. Dragons don't let anything hold 'em back, so don't let my death make you too upset, girlie. I got over the death of my Uncle B, so I know you can do this.
Love ya,
Nishitani
Oh, and if you get the chance, punch PAL for me, would you? That'd be fucking rad.
JUNPEI
[ He has attached. Several dirty jokes. Probably about everyone else still living. What a guy. ]
Take care of that arm and take care of Yuuri-chan, she seems like a pretty nice girl. If you're into that type, that's cool. (You have my blessing, now fucking sleep with her already!)
CHURCH
Anyway, hope ya make it outta here alive, buddy. I know you're busy making eyes at His Assholeishness, but Queenie-chan is gonna need you a lot more than his dead ass now that I'm gone. Show her a good time while I'm out, cause if anything happens to her, it won't matter that I'm fucking dead. I'll know.
CLARITH
Take care of yourself, girl.
YUURI
HEART
CHORO + ARIANNA + ARDYN
Choromatsu-kun:
Don't fucking pull a stunt like that again, you dumb kid. You've got people who care about you. Dumbass.
Arianna-chan:
Bang Clarith-chan. Curse more. Keep up the good work.
Ardyn-san:
I know you think the whole world revolves around you, so this might be a surprise to hear but: learn to fucking share. You can go ahead and fuck Chruch-chan but let him fuck Queenie too. That's all I'm asking. Oh, and if you get Tenmyouji-kun hurt somehow, I'm gonna fucking curse you from the grave so you better take fucking care of them. Prick.
CECE
Take care of Nari-chan for me. If she winds up getting hurt because of my death, I am haunting your ass so hard you won't be able to take a shit without feeling a damn chill. Nari-chan's strong but she doesn't realize it a lot of the time, so she's gonna need all the support she can get. This is your fucking mission, girlie. If you fuck this up, you'll regret it.
Oh, and go easy on my body when you're dragging it off to your weirdo rose pods. I don't wanna wrinkle my suit too bad if I'm gonna be on display. Thanks, doll.